Meet the most dangerous (and adorable) dog in the game. This Pomeranian didn’t come to play — he came to collect. Dressed sharper than your ex in a full tuxedo and holding a smoking gun, he’s got one simple demand: “Give Up The Treats.” Refuse… and well, you’ve seen the movies. Perfect for Pomeranian parents, dog lovers with a dark sense of humor, and anyone who wants to flex the ultimate “tiny but mighty” energy. Soft premium cotton, hilarious print that gets laughs and double-takes everywhere. People will stop you on the street asking where you got it (you’re welcome). Already going viral on TikTok & Instagram — grab yours before the FBI (Furry Bureau of Investigation) shuts us down.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Heather Prism Lilac & Heather Prism Natural are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Athletic Heather is 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Other Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/y² (142 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Crew neck
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US
Guaranteed to make you 300% more popular at the dog park
Warning: May cause uncontrollable laughter and random strangers yelling “That’s the best shirt I’ve ever seen!”
Size guide
| |
SHIRT WIDTH (inches) |
SHIRT LENGTH (inches) |
US SIZES |
EU SIZE |
UK SIZE |
SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) |
| S |
18 ½ |
25 ¼ |
6-8 |
36-38 |
10-12 |
7 ¾ |
| M |
20 |
26 |
10-12 |
40-42 |
14-16 |
8 ¼ |
| L |
22 |
26 ¾ |
14-16 |
44-46 |
18-20 |
8 ¾ |
| XL |
24 |
27 ½ |
18-20 |
48-50 |
22-24 |
9 ½ |
| 2XL |
26 |
28 ¼ |
22-24 |
52-54 |
26-28 |
10 ¼ |
| 3XL |
28 |
29 |
26-28 |
56-58 |
30-32 |
10 ¾ |
| |
SHIRT WIDTH (cm) |
SHIRT LENGTH (cm) |
US SIZES |
EU SIZE |
UK SIZE |
SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) |
| S |
47 |
64.1 |
6-8 |
36-38 |
10-12 |
19.7 |
| M |
50.8 |
66 |
10-12 |
40-42 |
14-16 |
21 |
| L |
55.9 |
68 |
14-16 |
44-46 |
18-20 |
22.2 |
| XL |
61 |
69.9 |
18-20 |
48-50 |
22-24 |
24.1 |
| 2XL |
66 |
71.8 |
22-24 |
52-54 |
26-28 |
26 |
| 3XL |
71.1 |
73.7 |
26-28 |
56-58 |
30-32 |
27.3 |
